Sunday, January 10, 2010

Things Not To Say To Your Boyfriend

*will you hold my purse ?
*can't we just be friends ?
*i'm pregnant....just kidding !
*my last boyfriend was a little bigger .
*i betcha i can fart louder than you can!
*you'll meet my dad....as soon as he paroled .
*do you think this cold sores could be something serious ?
*i tell my mom everything !
*why can't you be more sensitive ?
*i betcha i've been with more guys than you have girls .
*stop hanging out with your friends and spend more time with me !
*my ex-boyfriend is serving time for armed-robbery .
*what's more important to you ,me...or FOOTBALL ?
*it's not stalking if you really ,really ,really love someone .
*would you mine if i saw other people ?
*"EASY" is just a nickname i picked up in school .
*you need to get a cell phone so i can call you ALL THE TIME !
*i already picked out names for our children .
*could you just run into the store and grab me a box of pads ?

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